How much would you pay NOT to do me??

[Dred]

Riddle me this Batman.....






Envision me.....sprawled out on a king size bed with red satin sheets, wearing nothing but a banana hammock; a can of whipped cream in one hand, and a jar of cherries in the other, beckoning for you.



how much would you pay to NOT have me chase you around the room brandishing a 27" purple, double-ended rubber dildo, while spouting graphic details about the ways in which i have planned to defile your body.



hmm? how much is your dignity and self respect worth???






and for the record

 

[vikk]

i would stab you

 

[-Gavin-]

I'd pay YOU for that.

 

[Turbo]

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

I went for the shotgun, sounded like the most fun bit.

 

[Heavenscent]

I'd slap my cock in your face, lick off my panther-motive thong, shove it up your throat and fuck you twelve days from Sunday.

 

[Dred]

^ now youre talkin...thats what i like to hear.

 

[stormy]

10. It was going to be gas money for my ride home, but fuck it. Im gonna keep running

 

[Wings of a dream]

I'd throw Gavin or Bodomite on you. or both.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

I'd slap my cock in your face, lick off my panther-motive thong, shove it up your throat and fuck you twelve days from Sunday.

+1

 

[Heavenscent]

I concur with myself.

 

[Dred]

I concur with myself.

i think you broke the universe just there

 

[Leandro]

+1

.

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

I'd slap my cock in your face, lick off my panther-motive thong, shove it up your throat and fuck you twelve days from Sunday.

You sound like you really know how to treat a man.

Can't wait.....