How often does Jeff Loomis call you?

[sknight]

Won't call me because I post on Billy Milano

Billy won't call me because I post here

 

[Valerie]

Jeff pays me $3.99 a minute every time he calls me.



o.o

 

[the phish]

Jeff pays me $3.99 a minute every time he calls me.



o.o

is he the type that likes it when you act like a LOTR character?

 

[Jody42147]

he once had my number but didn't use it

shoulda woulda coulda but didn't...

dammit

 

[Valerie]

is he the type that likes it when you act like a LOTR character?

Oh yes. Bang me, mash me, stick me in a stew!




heha, this is such a memorable 300th post. :Spin:

 

[Bacchante]

omg Jeff won't leave me alone, I told him that it was over; he's getting to stalker-like level!

Haha
"I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental??? GET THE NET!"
sorry...I had to.

 

[rebirth.....]

you hit 35 and the phone stops ringing... (then for the next 50 years you live with the decisions you made in the last 10 years.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

cause you're a VIRGINian...?

ahhh is that what it is? ahhh.....

 

[Mike]

Message number 11.................heavy breathing...........I know its you Jeff, I can here your finger picking in the background.

 

[zakk_hate_me_666]

i was definitely waiting for a wayne's world joke, normally i'm the one who makes them... nice job

 

[DarkNoise]

ahhh is that what it is? ahhh.....

Don't worry, gimme your digits... I'll call you.

For about a month, then I'll only talk to you every third time you call me and claim to be busy working when in reality I'm sleeping with your friends (the guys too) and dating a goat.....





Then we can all go on Springer and blame Jeff for all of this!

 

[DarkNoise]

Wayne's World is TEH PWN!

Btw, LOVE your sig Tempest.

 

[beyondwithin]

Jeff won't return your calls because you're not a groupie chick from Illinois with a good job!

 

[Mike]

Btw, LOVE your sig Tempest.

Thanks, Milano is a fat slob.

 

[Tiff]

Jeff won't return your calls because you're not a groupie chick from Illinois with a good job!

Hmm, I'm a chick from Illinois with a good job and Jeff doesn't call me. Maybe cuz I'm lacking in the groupie department. That and I never gave him my number either.

 

[fading]

Message 24..................had to place a restraining order against Jeff, he can't call me no more than twice a day. oh, gotta go, doorbell.............

 

[El Diablo Fantastico]

me too. maybe in my case, he doesnt like the latin girls..

Aww, too bad... Oh well, more latin girls for the rest of us

 

[neal]

latin chicks are either really chubby, really hairy, or really fucking hot. its bizarre.

 

[Shpongled]

Just like most women.

 

[fading]

At Door.......looks through peep hole...........it's Jeff.............?