How should I celebrate my 2,000th post?!

[Anvil]

Wow, hawt. By the way, I just walked home an hour or more after the weirdest pub experience of my life.

I'm guessing you're waiting for someone to say, "Please elaborate."




















































...Well you'll get no such thing from me.

 

[Reminiscence]

No, I was drunk and didn't feel like explaining. Let's just say there were lots of weird, older, trashy British guys talking too much to us.