How to programme an amp simulation for mac?

[yakko]

I'm not shure if this is the wrong section or not ,but I wanted to make amateur professionals aware ( like le pou ) on an open forum.
Like many of us I need a realy working amp simulation on mac.
1- Which programme could you advice for this to build on my own ? ( my software knowledge is limited )
2- İf this is a very hard stage over my amateur knowledge ,Is there any volunteer to build this programme ? I myself ready to pay for this. ( of course on logical limits )

 

[Erlend_]

First you would need to read up on signal processing.

There is a guy named Fourier. You're gonna learn to hate him

 

[Jevil]

It's easy, get your old Spectrum an type:

10 INPUT "Bugera sim amp for Mac: ", U$
20 PRINT "Hi Gain "; U$
30 INPUT "Crunch: ", N
40 S$ = "Tad Donley Model"
50 FOR I = 1 TO N
60 S$ = S$ + "*"
70 NEXT I
80 PRINT S$ "" "Behriger Tube Screamer"
90 INPUT "Do you want more fizziness? ", A$_PodXT
100 IF LEN(A$) = 0 THEN GOTO 90
110 A$ = LEFT$(A$, 1)
120 IF A$ = "Y" OR A$ = "y" THEN GOTO 30
130 GOSUB "Format C: "; U$
140 END OK
150 Input "End of the world, Y/N"
160 IF 150 "Y" THEN 170; "N" THEN GOTO 10
170 END OF THE WORLD

 

[Damian B]

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU

I can't.... stop laughing .

That was the most epic fail line ever.

 

[beyond dead]

hahaha

 

[C_F_H_13]

bahahahahahaha that video is golden.

 

[SocialNumb]

hahahahaha nice one.

 

[Harry Hughes]

Lmao, awesome video

 

[HunFire]

Brilliant! After 10 minutes of laughing my ass off I can breathe again

 

[Erkan]

I didn't hear what she said the first time but when I did the second time... I instinctively facepalmed.

 

[Brandon E.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU

hahahahahahah Oh my god that was the funniest thing ive seen in awhile

edit: oh man the caption makes the whole video