how will my date go tonight?

[minxnim]

god that guy is so scary.

well he also works with all dudes under 40 so maybe only fireman who get old grow them?

anyway, another funny (in a sick twisted way) thing that happened was that we were talking about artists and he asked about this guy i knew and he knew and i said 'well he's dead' and he was like 'shit. did you kill him?' and i was like 'no'.

 

[azal]

*waiting for alex to edit his double negative*

 

[minxnim]

yea lizard wtg everyone is like HE SUCKS LEAVE HIM!

also, someone voted that the fireman is too good for me thanks a lot!

 

[lizard]

I just went out on the front dock for some fresh air and there was a construction worker with a hard hat and a giant village people 'stache.

 

[minxnim]

i'd believe that. every guy my dad works with and that works for him has at LEAST a mustache, if not a huge beard like my dad.

 

[avi]

this board = the big brothers you never wanted

 

[azal]

technically I'm the younger brother that sniffs her panties when she's at work.

 

[xfer]

I believe that your fractured Serbian perception of English is mistakenly condemning my totally proper use of multiple negatives in that sentence? I think.

 

[azal]

woah you're right





BURN!!!!

 

[minxnim]

check out my dad's manson beard:

 

[xfer]

"This pumpkin? I call it THE FIREMAN HEAD"

 

[minxnim]

yea i dont need any protective brothers. i have my DAD.

that is a picture of him circa when he was a lumberjack and a furtrapper. before he started his own business.

TOUGH AS NAILS

 

[azal]

www.freegayfiremen.com/

 

[minxnim]

let's not forget this gem:

 

[lizard]

see, you were practicing arching your swanlike neck even then.

 

[minxnim]

i think maybe i was straining to breathe through all the cigarette/drug smoke / alcohol breath while i ate my breakfast.