how will my date go tonight?

[avi]

get THEM before they get YOU!

 

[minxnim]

 

[xfer]

i'm a professional gentrifier, at your disposal; whereever you need shit whited up, let me know.

 

[minxnim]

hm okay i'll keep that in mind.

 

[minxnim]

he's going to be here to pick me up in 45 minutes.

 

[xfer]

if he doesn't hold the door for you, turn round and go straight back to your office!

or kick him in the shins.

 

[minxnim]

you guys are a tough crowd.

 

[xfer]

yuebing says good luck, and that we are all just hataz.

 

[ChromeLife]

Good luck Miss Preppeh!

 

[minxnim]

how how cute is she?



thanx dudes i'm sure it'll go off smashing.

 

[Steve]

good luck.

 

[lizard]

I have a female friend who is totally into firemen. she picked me up from the autoshop a few weeks ago to drive us to work and she almost drove off the road checking out this fireguy's ass.

 

[avi]

update por favor

 

[Baliset]

man oh man i am mad i missed out on this yesterday.

i love this thread

ps. i voted for "not so good" not because i wish any ill will on your social life amanda but i am just pessimistic about "dates" in this day and age.

 

[lizard]

where is she...hopefully not bound and gagged in some fireman's closet.....

 

[xfer]

oh, i doubt there's room for both her and the mustachioed fireman in said closet.

 

[azal]

I bet he used the line "wanna see my fire hose spray?"

 

[lizard]

oh, i doubt there's room for both her and the mustachioed fireman in said closet.

 

[azal]

and if he has herpes sores on his piece he can use the line, "wanna pet my dalmation?"

 

[minxnim]

you guys are nuts!

hah.

firstly: greg... i know. trust me. i am not a 'dater'.

secondly: no axes... no closets.

thirdly: it went fairly well. i asked him if he'd ever grow a mustache and his response was 'what... do you think i'm some sort of camaro driving child molester?'



fourthly: i had fun. his friends are all reallllly realllllly hyper though and i was totally worn out and overtalked by the time i got home.