how will my date go tonight?

[xfer]

i wonder how this firefucker will respond to fredo?

 

[minxnim]

omg you guys are RUTHLESS

you're totally either (a) jealous you don't have fireman dates or (b) determined to turn me into an old rabbit lady recluse

 

[azal]

 

[xfer]

some googleplay:

"Jack Rabbit Vibrators
[size=-1]... Miranda introduces Charlotte to a very special vibrator called The Rabbit,
which turns Charlotte into a recluse."[/size]

 

[Steve]

 

[minxnim]

you guys are going to make me paranoid. i'll end up txt'ing nick through the whole date and trying to cover it up by saying it's my mom.

 

[xfer]

momschool

 

[goatschool]

i'm not answering any date texts.

 

[goatschool]

i am NOT a mom, alex. jesus fucking christ!

 

[xfer]

i'm picturing terry jones dressed as a woman

 

[goatschool]

i fucking quit. everything.

 

[minxnim]

do you guys see what i have to work with here?

 

[avi]

don't look at me. I voted for guns and hacksaws.

 

[minxnim]

and alex is my agent!

 

[Steve]

I voted for guns and hacksaws too

 

[minxnim]

why does everyone want me to get murdered or at least predict it? NOT FUNNY

 

[avi]

hey now, I suggested that *you* do the murdering

 

[minxnim]

avi there is a no violence in 2003 rule we must remember.

 

[xfer]

agent of gentrification?

 

[minxnim]

what? do you mean i am being gentrified??>