how will my date go tonight?

[xfer]

in six months, you'll be protected from having this triumphantly thrown in your face only by the shittiness of the UM.com search engine.

 

[minxnim]

seriously i wish you knew me better you'd know how hysterical and ridiculous that is.



either way, i am not currently trapped. i understand your vicarious apprehension, but worry not my dear.

 

[goatschool]

odd that alex is the one throwing e-elbows, and i'm taking a neutral stance!

 

[xfer]

p.s. i voted for "you know you don't care anyway", not "don't go bring a gun"

 

[minxnim]

i like 99.9% don't care. then there's this little well adjusted, normal version of my mom on my shoulder saying 'you know amanda....'

 

[xfer]

but...a fireman??

 

[minxnim]

i sent you an email alex!

what is wrong with firemen?

 

[xfer]

i guess i have this perception of them as very mean guys who are pretty physical and like to act tough and bully people around.

also, they tend to be 'stashed.

 

[minxnim]

no mustache. facial hair reminds me too much of my dad. way too much.

also, he's pretty not bullyish. as far as i can tell.

 

[xfer]

hmm, well, when i meet someone who seems nice from a culture that tends towards fuckedness, i always secretly wonder how exactly they fit in with the thugs? so be careful.

your e-mail hasn't arrived yet. i think yahoo might be slooowww today.

 

[minxnim]

i'll be careful. i have the scariest father in the world. and i can also kick the living shit out of this guy.



so it's all good.

 

[Steve]

If he'l teach you how to drive stick then it's good. I can drive stick but I can't steer on the shitty roads here (only generally flat surfaces )

 

[avi]

alex should take the bus down so he can chaperone

 

[minxnim]

seriously i will just have alex and nick in the backseat the whole time.

 

[minxnim]

at dinner:

alex: this isn't indian food

date: who are these guys?

nick: fuck off, i quit this fucking restaurant for good

 

[Steve]

why is it that the only time I eat pop rocks is right before I read something funny? (I just snarfed them )

 

[minxnim]

date: so then you go into 2nd gear and

alex: omfg look there's a bunch of indian girls!

nick: (to me, in a txt message) fuck this. i quit this fucking car. for good.

 

[Steve]

date: "let up the clutch slowly and press down on the gas lightly"

alex: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!"

*tires screech and smoke pours off*

 

[azal]

every fireman is destined to grow a mustache sooner or later....that's general knowledge.

 

[xfer]

between nick and myself, we're nicely two-dimensional!