I am in need of your creativity/sense of humor

[swizzlenuts]

One time I was fooling around with an ex-bint and I noticed a little piece of string near the crotchatorial region by her chonies. So I go to remove the errant thing and she panics, yelling "DONT TOUCH THAT!!!" Whoops.

No help, but it's a funny story about a tampon.

EDIT: lizard, your avatar needs to glance at this post methinks.

That is a great fucking story!

 

[lizard]

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One time I was fooling around with an ex-bint and I noticed a little piece of string near the crotchatorial region by her chonies. So I go to remove the errant thing and she panics, yelling "DONT TOUCH THAT!!!" Whoops.

No help, but it's a funny story about a tampon.

 

[NAD]

haha there we go. With the Bushlook I give myself a C+ for that one.

 

[lizard]

no, it was Dick Cheney's story!

 

[NAD]

He gets docked a few points for being a DICK.

C-

 

[AsModEe]

"Warning - extra large sized condoms will not improve actual penis length"

hehe I'll include that one. Sorry liz, yours might get me out of college!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

be sure to post photographs afterwards