i am itching like CRAZY today!

i feel sick to my stomach and i seriously wonder if the solar storm has anything to do with everything mentioned on this thread so far.

more so:

- txt mssgs come up with an error code

- all of the car's radio EQ settings were messed up yesterday ?!?!
 
i picture greg holding a bottle of biting fire ants thinking 'i wonder what'd happen if i opened this and shook it all over my bed?'
 
or maybe i actually picture toby giggling like a mad scientist with a shaker of 'itch powder' (with an XXX under the name on the label) and a bag of greg's unders.
 
All I know is he's like "Dude, I'm totally skipping the reception at the wedding" so I'm expecting him to stand there during the ceremony screaming "UNCLEAN UNCLEEEEEEEEEAN"