now i feel like an asshole

[FuSoYa]

I know someone who would disagree.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

ew, really? do I know them? Am I going to have to stop hugging my friends?

 

[azal]

what's with the tinkle drinker stigma??

it's not like they don't shower after the fact.

 

[FalseTodd]

seipp: No worries, he's keeps himself locked up in his room now. I wouldn't ask to try on his ceremonial robe, though.

Here's a hint: he lifts weights and likes ice cream sundaes.

Here's another hint: He writes olde tyme lyrics. For a band. That you were in.

Here's another hint: He has black hair that is receding.

His name is Byron.

 

[azal]

Girl with a Watering Can finally makes sense.

 

[avi]

HOLY SHIT!!@ THE SECRET IS REVEASL!@#EDFE!!@!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

sam: you had me at "no worries"

 

[FalseTodd]

Did I say Byron? Meant to say:

Joey Joe Joe Shabbadoo
1114 Lake Terrace Drive
Greentowne, MI
12345

 

[FuSoYa]

seipp: No worries, he's keeps himself locked up in his room now. I wouldn't ask to try on his ceremonial robe, though.

Here's a hint: he lifts weights and likes ice cream sundaes.

Here's another hint: He writes olde tyme lyrics. For a band. That you were in.

Here's another hint: He has black hair that is receding.

His name is Byron.

WHOA! This is the scathingest post ever posted!

 

[FalseTodd]

What? The hair thing? It's true!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Joey joe joe! Come back!

 

[FalseTodd]

I should change the title of this thread to:

"Now, I am an asshole"

The new autobiography by FalseTodd. Available where books are sold.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

that wasn't scathing dude, it was honest. at least you didn't mention how he used to keep his pee in a bucket.

 

[FalseTodd]

Yeah! And I totally didn't bring up that one time that Greg put his arm in Byron's ice cream sundae.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

is that a sexual euphemism?

 

[FalseTodd]

If only motW's internal relationships had ever been that interesting...

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Sam - I've owned Vice City for almost a week and haven't put it in the damn PS2 yet. What's my problem? Ann's on vacation in Cali and I have nothing to do and I'm watching reruns of That 70's Show....

 

[Baliset]

Hey, kids, this is Byron. Take my word for it; pee is really, really cool. Really.
But I don't understand shift. Not for the life of me.

 

[Baliset]

holy shit my shit got hijizacked.

and yes that was really byron using my name like the usurper he has always been.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

i haven't seen byron in a year and a day