I am sick of utah...

[EricT]

Someone kidnap me, I am done with this place!

 

[Captain Beard]

What did Utah do now?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

What did Utah do now?

Nothing. That's why it sucks.

 

[Captain Beard]

Nothing is better than banning sex toys (I'm looking at you, Alabama.)

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I'm sick of Utah, too.





















...
I have never been to Utah, however I stand by the above statement.

 

[Captain Beard]

GTFO. I'm asking Eric, not you slobs.

 

[Mike]

Eric, move back to the sunny shores of Jersey brotha

 

[EricT]

I'm just sick of utah period... the hicks and mormons are getting really uppity and are voicing themselves in the local governments, and its getting really annoying. Theres an all night shooting range about a mile from me now that was approved by the hicks in our local government, and i can hear gun shots all night and day. And the police now have unmarked trucks...

 

[Captain Beard]

Start committing random acts of violence?

 

[EricT]

I'd love to.

 

[EricT]

Also, this is partly spawned by an anonymous letter left on our doorstep a little bit ago from "our neighborhood" that said that our households frequent alcohol use on our porch, swearing, "inappropriate music", and smoking habits are a bad influence on the neighborhood's children and they wish that we'd refrain from it.

Its not frequent, its maybe once or twice a week me and the old man sit on the porch, he smokes a cigar, I smoke a few cigarettes and we down a few beers... while listening to some old time thrash hits.

Fuck the children of the neighborhood!

 

[Captain Beard]

Leave them a letter saying "I'll do what the hell I want, go beat off Joe Smith."

 

[EricT]

I'm considering leaving a letter at each doorstep of my neighborhood saying something like that, yes.

 

[Mike]

Also, this is partly spawned by an anonymous letter left on our doorstep a little bit ago from "our neighborhood" that said that our households frequent alcohol use on our porch, swearing, "inappropriate music", and smoking habits are a bad influence on the neighborhood's children and they wish that we'd refrain from it.

Its not frequent, its maybe once or twice a week me and the old man sit on the porch, he smokes a cigar, I smoke a few cigarettes and we down a few beers... while listening to some old time thrash hits.

Fuck the children of the neighborhood!

fuck dude, come back to jersey just so i can hang out on your porch with you and your old man

 

[Captain Beard]

Well, I'd imagine they'd call it harassment, but then, don't leave your name.

 

[flying_whale]

move to seattle instead, there are quite a few churches i want to take you to (burn)

 

[Captain Beard]

Or you can do like me and consider Texas. They're all dipshits, but they're usually nice and have good food.

 

[EricT]

Seattle is a kinda maybe. I like the weather there...

Texas is a fuck no.

 

[Captain Beard]

Aww why not? We can ride horses in boots! While wearing boots!

 

[Lunar Still]

Damn dude, and I thought we had Bible nuts here.