I am sick of utah...

I went to Paducah once, that place was pretty full of bible nuts. So I can imagine the other side of the state is full of bible nuts.
 
Move to Europe, there are almost none bible nuts here - plenty of other kinds of nuts, but no bible nuts (unless you chose to move to Vatican or something)
 
Seattle wouldn't be bad... you could come visit me whenever you wanted... its only a few hours away!
 
Fuck that, starting this summer I'd need a passport to go and come from canada... and I'm too lazy to get one till I finally have the money to go to europe for a few.

Fucking border laws.
 
Also, this is partly spawned by an anonymous letter left on our doorstep a little bit ago from "our neighborhood" that said that our households frequent alcohol use on our porch, swearing, "inappropriate music", and smoking habits are a bad influence on the neighborhood's children and they wish that we'd refrain from it.

Its not frequent, its maybe once or twice a week me and the old man sit on the porch, he smokes a cigar, I smoke a few cigarettes and we down a few beers... while listening to some old time thrash hits.

Fuck the children of the neighborhood!

Those children are doomed anyways!
 
at least your pops is cool with old time thrash hits...

my mother refers to anything that's post-1985 in the genres of rock, metal, or alternative as "demon music".
 
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I'm laughing my ass of here;
The other guitar player in Blakk Market went on a job experience to Utah, Park City or something like that. He must be having 'a great time'!!

He told us some mormon chicks talked to him about showing him the gospel or some shit... heuaheuhea