I AM SO GOD DAMN HOSED.

[NAD]

just though you should know.

okay been playing fphone tag with an ex-chik all night P:LUS been hitting on a new chick all god damn night with soime HUGE GOD DAMNTITITITES.

end of story: I WILL NOT GET LAID because tht's muy god damn MOl.

FUCK.

 

[NAD]

GOD DAMN BOOBS.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Do you feel lonely NAD? or just hosed?

 

[Ellestin]

Date me. I'm the master of boobillusions.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

The moral of the story is, TITTIES!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

someone should give NAD breast implants so that he'll never have to leave the house ever again.

 

[NAD]

last night fucking ruled. even skanky strippers are hot when you're trashed.

 

[lurch70]

last night was a fucking blast, but i got totally killed at the last minute with a shot of freaking tequila ... all was going well, wine, beer, jaeger shots, some 15 year old whisky, more beer, ... still feeling just dandy. then some dude ... tequila anyone? ok, fuck ... that one little fucking shot just took me over the top.

was pretty much offered sex from a black chick that had an ass that you could bounce a quarter off of ... but her breath smelled so bad while talking to her that I literally wanted to hurl ... it was like 3 day old synthetic sock smell. ugh. what a turn off.

 

[NAD]

an ass that you could bounce a quarter off of ... but her breath smelled so bad

1 + 1 = doggystyle yo.

 

[lurch70]

heheheheh .... as smashed as I was I seriously thought of that ... but then I thought if her breath smelled so bad ... I don't know what other surpirses were in store ... oh, God, I am gagging right now

 

[NAD]

HAHHA awesome. many years ago i went down on a smexican bitch who had bad breath. it tasted like a Corona.

 

[lurch70]

i wish this was bad breath due to food, which was rather eclectic at this shindig ... but noooooo ... this was just good ole halitosis baby ... the "see a doctor" kind

 

[Dick Sirloin]

iuehiu yes and then he wane tha nd i held his penis in my hand and i felt prtyy gay at the time but didnt say anything because i didnt want to break character..... fucking fag eAT PUSSY

 

[Dick Sirloin]

wow i cnat post anything after that dick sirloin is done

 

[NAD]

Dude I think you've bumped all my drunk threads in the past 2 weeks.

I'm proud of you.

 

[lurch70]

godamn I feel hosed now ... and have some chick dillemas again ... fucking womeins

 

[Erik]

iuehiu yes and then he wane tha nd i held his penis in my hand and i felt prtyy gay at the time

you what

 

[cthulufhtagn]

DAMNTITITITES.

haha

 

[Dick Sirloin]

you what

I have no idea. Seriously.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

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