I really cannot believe it. I am not the type to prioritize chops over songwriting but here I am shelling out 50$ to see the biggest wank-fest ever. Still, I will not be able to see as many virtuosos (even though the music sucks) on one stage as this ever again so I am going anyway: Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Yngwie Malmsteen, Billy Sheehan and Tony MacAlpine!