I Come In Peace

goatschool

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For the non-English literate: I do not come in peas, to appease, pieces. I do not “aim to please, so please aim”. I am not from the Pleiades. I am not going to ask you, in tandem, to mind your Qs. I am not from the State of Iowa. Dig?

My first order of business: h.. hi :wave:

My second order of business: How goes the reconstruction?

Unfortunately, the sovereign nation of the blue board and the accompanying economic conditions are not conducive to assistance at this point. Probably not in the future, either. However, we do care enough to ask about it once in a while, and to ensure that your civilians are at least retrofitted with proper, perhaps superior avatar and sig imagery if it is so inclined or a necessity... Which, from my own observations, seems to be the case. Saying that, I instruct you to erect an "Attn: AZAL" thread and he will see fit to provide you with the a “metropolitan”, conversational and dutiful piece of imagery that one can possibly imagine. Seriously, it will most likely get you laid.

Third: And this... this one is a bit of private business. The hostility emenating from the sport known as Ashure figuratively resembles waves of heat from a freshly microwaved potato. This is troubling.

Ashure, I... I only wish to extend the olive branch and let down the porcupine quills and bow and courtsey, all of the things that are customary in the world of ancient Greece. Against xfer's wishes I am about to shape a definition by something I am not, which is a Spartan. I am willing to do what it takes to get you to partake in a unilateral mode of friendship with we, the tragically misunderstood Americans, and myself, your arch-enemy, that does not encompass “getting gone”.

What would it take? If it helps, I would give your avatar back in a heartbeat. Would you like that?

Fourth: The s** s*** factor still hangs over ALL of our heads; We must work together to, once and for all, empty our collective coffers, offer forth our greatest resources and to eliminate this terrible, terrible weapon that we and we alone had the prowess to create.

That is all.
 
Hear this delegation's words, for like Ehud Barak, goatschool is offering far more than he should and may even face the scorn of his countrymen for taking such a drastic step. We have no Clinton-figure to manage a peace, so each attempt is tenuous, fragile, and may be the last for a while.

I will be observing this thread and seeing how the process goes.
 
xfer said:
We have no Clinton-figure to manage a peace, so each attempt is tenuous, fragile, and may be the last for a while.

If you are denying my Clinton-esque qualities, I believe we may be at an impasse of sorts. If you further refuse to recognize my Clinton-like accomplishments, I may resort to claiming myself as the majority representative of the blue board... respectfully speaking.

Perhaps "Carter" was the term you were searching for.
 
goatschool said:
Third: And this... this one is a bit of private business. The hostility emenating from the sport known as Ashure figuratively resembles waves of heat from a freshly microwaved potato. This is troubling.

Ashure, I... I only wish to extend the olive branch and let down the porcupine quills and bow and courtsey, all of the things that are customary in the world of ancient Greece. Against xfer's wishes I am about to shape a definition by something I am not, which is a Spartan. I am willing to do what it takes to get you to partake in a unilateral mode of friendship with we, the tragically misunderstood Americans, and myself, your arch-enemy, that does not encompass “getting gone”.

What would it take? If it helps, I would give your avatar back in a heartbeat. Would you like that?

I'm not going into so much detail about this 'war' stuff (coz it's certainly not mine) but I can say that you take everything way too serious.Yes,when I first saw you&your friends' posts here, I didn't know you're from the maudlin board. But hey, I still didn't like the way you have 'fun'. So I told everyone what I think but I suppose you think that I just hate you or any other American human being on the planet. Well I certainly think that most Americans are ignorant about the rest of the world, but I can't say anything about you or your friends-so it's a matter out of this subject.
you're saying you're willing to do what it takes to get me to partake your friendship and I'm saying we'll see what will happen on time.
Oh and keep the avatar if you want, it's like nothing to me..
 
Ashure strikes me as the kind of person who watches Billy Madison and complains that the giant penguin "could never survive so far north at this time of year".
 
Cerulean said:
No offence Ashure, but YOU seem to be the one taking everything too serious ;)

oh yeah ? he actually opened a thread after my one(and only one) post. I could simply have said 'i dont care' but I just tried to explain some things.If it didnt help or mean anything, fine..or if some of you would like to mock with me(like Bambi already did :rolleyes: ),fine again.. coz right now I really don't care :zzz: