I DARE you to click this thread.

[Dred]

I dare you to put underwear on your head, put a cape on, take off your shirt, and post a mirror picture of it.

That's right...I'm wearing the flag as a cape, bitches. (it was the only suitable thing I could find)



I dare you to make a concoction of everything on the fridge door shelf. Drink. If you ralph, post the damage.

 

[Shpongled]

HAhaha awesome dare! I still have Swedish Kaviar in the door of my fridge....

 

[Phoenix5]

if i only had a working camera.....

 

[EricT]

I may do it after I eat my dinner... i'm looking at whats in the fridge and determining if it's survivable.

 

[EricT]

I've screened the items, and I've determined that I'll shit blood if I were to do this. No go (for now).

 

[EricT]

I made an attempt... uploading the vid now. I got 2 gulps in... did not puke however. Could not finish the mix though so I'm not sure if it counts.

 

[Dred]

I made an attempt... uploading the vid now. I got 2 gulps in... did not puke however. Could not finish the mix though so I'm not sure if it counts.

List the ingredients.

 

[EricT]

Here's a picture:

Theres some milk, caramel sauce, about 10 different dressings including bleu cheese and "sweet vidalia onion", some basil shit, some garlic, heavy whipping cream, french vanilla coffee creamer, mayo, ketchup, sweet baby rays, mustard, soy sauce, and some hot sauce.

Video's almost uploaded, the mix? Thick.

 

[Dred]

So long as you mixed it up thoroughly....2 gulps definitely counts

 

[EricT]

I did a nice stirring on it at the end... fucking youtube needs to be faster at uploading.

 

[EricT]

Took jewtube long enough:

A few notes. A) I totally fucked up the camera angle, but you can see the shit as it hits the milk and moves in. Some things I went lighter on than others, I thought I was saving myself. B) The first gulp did not get captured. I totally fucked up and forgot where the camera was... the second did get caught though. C) Lack of much commentary, I was watching the news and D) The color isn't shown good on my shit camera. It turned into a sort of light yellow by the end with tiny specs of red (I'm assuming the ketchup) by the end of the stir, E) The taste? NO.

Anyway:




You guys can be the judge if it counts. Personally, I'm saying I failed. I totally pussied out after the taste of the bleu cheese mixed with the baby rays whacked me on the second sip. I could hardly swallow it.

 

[Dred]

You guys can be the judge if it counts. Personally, I'm saying I failed. I totally pussied out after the taste of the bleu cheese mixed with the baby rays whacked me on the second sip. I could hardly swallow it.

I skipped to the end (6min was a bit long to watch things being poured in a glass) but I laughed my balls off. I do have to agree though, you took two little sips...that's not really successful IMO. Maybe I'm just being a bit harsh...I'll let the jury decide.

 

[Shpongled]

Hey, he did it. I say it counts. Post a dare.

 

[EricT]

SOOOOO. I'm gonna go with the same theme here, but switch to food. What I want you to do is pick a group of 5(or more) items from your pantry, Must be 5 (or more) and make a sandwich out of it. You do not have to use bread, but you can. Take a bite and swallow. The more bites the better, but honestly, I've got sympathy.

Not your fridge. Pantry. No lunch meat up in this shit.

 

[Anvil]

He did it.

 

[Phoenix5]

summer sausage FTW!!!

 

[Shpongled]

Someone do Eric's dare and switch it to something unrelated to consumption. I just ate and I'm fullll!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

but then you have so much more to vomit up!

 

[Liverslapper]

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

glorious vomit