i had a picture of one of these up on my wall for years as a kid:

[xfer]

but mine was a red-eared slider.

http://www.local6.com/orlpn/news/stories/news-221918820030521-110559.html

 

[goatschool]

see, in albany, the italians delete the final vowel off of their last name as an elaborate (in an albany sense) manner of camouflage

 

[minxnim]

wow two headed turtles are totally cool