I had an idea for a T-shirt

[staffino]

I wanted everyone's opinion if this is a shirt you'd buy or not--

The front says, "I love Satan..." with some kind of picture of Satan
and the back says, "...and Satan love me" with a pentagram or devil's horns, etc.

lemme know what you think.

 

[False Joe]

No.
It sounds fucking cheesy as fuck, the kind of thing a person who is going out of their way to try and be metal would wear.

 

[staffino]

it's not a metal shirt

 

[False Joe]

It sounds like it's being made for attempted metalheads. Specially seeing as you're asking on a board called "General Metal Discussion".

 

[Gold]

my idea was for the front to say IM METAL AS SHIT and the back just had a capharnaum logo or some shit on it. i doubt it'd sell but i'd wear it

 

[AchrisK]

I wanted everyone's opinion if this is a shirt you'd buy or not--

The front says, "I love Satan..." with some kind of picture of Satan
and the back says, "...and Satan love me" with a pentagram or devil's horns, etc.

lemme know what you think.

Stupid is what I think.

 

[cannibal corpse]

Satanism isn't metal.

 

[Zephyrus]

Congratulations. You're twelve years old.

 

[Ben_t]

Where can I pre-order them?

 

[Koude Haat]

this is the gayest idea ive ever heard..

 

[K_A]

Kinda cheesy, no match for the COF shirt that says HELL WAS FULL SO I CAME BACK in the back

 

[The Ozzman]

Where can I pre-order them?

 

[sevag00]

That's fuckin stupid. You're fuckin stupid.

 

[deathcannibal666]

Someone close this thread cause this just ruined my day!

 

[cannibal corpse]

Someone close this thread cause this just ruined my day!

Right away, your majesty.

 

[wandering_taco]

Maybe it'd be cool if you replaced "satan" with "your mom".

 

[Melodeath]

dearest staffino,

as a designer recruiter specialist at my t-shirt-making firm, my job is to discover and hire ppl like you - the members of the legions of underground amateur t-shirt designers. for centuries I have been crawling the internet for humans that post ideas like such as. our firm accepts only the the most promising design proposals, and i feel you would fit in here like a monkey fits in the rainforest. consider this a formal invitation to join our team of professionals.

PM for detailz

-Constance Lee Stroking

 

[cookiecutter]

I'd rather wear knee length striped toe socks than your stupid shirt

 

[cannibal corpse]

Holy shit guys, a simple no would do fine, you don't have to tear him apart for it.

 

[waif]

dearest staffino,

as a designer recruiter specialist at my t-shirt-making firm, my job is to discover and hire ppl like you - the members of the legions of underground amateur t-shirt designers. for centuries I have been crawling the internet for humans that post ideas like such as. our firm accepts only the the most promising design proposals, and i feel you would fit in here like a monkey fits in the rainforest. consider this a formal invitation to join our team of professionals.

PM for detailz

-Constance Lee Stroking

best reply ever.

I'd rather wear knee length striped toe socks than your stupid shirt

Depends...can I wear jeans over the socks? Can I wear another shirt over this retarded shirt?
Can I just go naked?

Holy shit guys, a simple no would do fine, you don't have to tear him apart for it.