dearest staffino,
as a designer recruiter specialist at my t-shirt-making firm, my job is to discover and hire ppl like you - the members of the legions of underground amateur t-shirt designers. for centuries I have been crawling the internet for humans that post ideas like such as. our firm accepts only the the most promising design proposals, and i feel you would fit in here like a monkey fits in the rainforest. consider this a formal invitation to join our team of professionals.
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-Constance Lee Stroking
