I hate to do this, but....

I have often tried to tell a rug muncher that I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body, or that I'll help cure her, but have only received a good bollock toe-ing for my trouble.
 
fah-q said:
I would be interested in hearing your "I'm a lesbian" story.

It was a predictable scenario really. A guy wouldn't take no for an answer and my bi sexual female friend said "Why don't you pretend you're a lesbian and I'm your girlfriend" sort of thing. We were in a nightclub. So I told him that and he said "are you really?" He seemed confused. But anyway it worked. Now I realise that if he had properly believed it then he might have been keener than ever. And also I realise that my friend actually hoped that too. So that was a narrow escape:loco:
 
Norsemaiden said:
It was a predictable scenario really. A guy wouldn't take no for an answer and my bi sexual female friend said "Why don't you pretend you're a lesbian and I'm your girlfriend" sort of thing. We were in a nightclub. So I told him that and he said "are you really?" He seemed confused. But anyway it worked. Now I realise that if he had properly believed it then he might have been keener than ever. And also I realise that my friend actually hoped that too. So that was a narrow escape:loco:
I appreciate your honesty and your sharing the story. I too has a similar issue arise and tried to employ the same strategy. Unfortunately, I was less convincing as a lesbian. :erk: