I have a question and a statement

[Reign in Acai]

Why does Behemoth sign up for every shitfuck and I do mean "shitfuck" festival/tour known to man? Cunts.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

case in question?


and by that i mean, god not again, what is it this time?

 

[Claws of Perdition]

they're touring with disturbed.. oh wait

 

[Reign in Acai]

IN FLAMES
CANNIBAL CORPSE
GWAR
TRIVIUM
AS I LAY DYING
TERROR
THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER
BEHEMOTH
THE CHARIOT
THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DEAD

uke:

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

so whats wrong with Behemoth?

 

[J.]

Nergal has a huge forehead.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Nergal has a huge fivehead.

fixed

 

[J.]

and he used to wear a penis on said huge forehead

 

[Reign in Acai]

So what the fuck is this shit. I just get a call from this company called consumer teelecom offering me 2.95 a month for long distance as I'm a low long distance user. So all is well and good, and I go with this dipshits fucking shill. Well he transfers me over to this octaroon who verifies all my information. I simply ask "so now that I'm being charge 2.95 for ld, I will not be charged long distance charges by my local company correct? The vunt has no fucking knowledge on her product and says "uhhh i don't know we're not affiliated with your local." So I say, "fuck this nevermind"

Yea really fucking sweet offer. Charge me 2.95 a month, while my local provider continues to charge me 8.95. I don't trust shit like that.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

still you have to admit

"consumer telecom">>>>>this festival

 

[Reign in Acai]

still you have to admit

"consumer telecom">>>>>this festival

Yea, I'd gladly give 2.95 a month never to see such a hideous lineup on my web browser again.

 

[Guthrum]

Nergal has a huge forehead.

I've always said that and no one would ever agree with me. Finally someone else that notices.

 

[J.]

how can someone not notice? in band photos, his forehead takes up half the picture

 

[Reign in Acai]

It grows larger with every shitty tour.

 

[J.]

holy shit that's a behemoth of a cranium

 

[Guthrum]

how can someone not notice? in band photos, his forehead takes up half the picture

That's what I always said.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

jesus christ!

 

[SonOfNun]

Behemoth is a touring band, it's their element. They're probably just glad to get out again and do what they do. They probably don't subscribe to some "shit band by association" theory.

 

[Reign in Acai]

They can ju$t as ea$ily team up with more like-minded band$ if they wi$h to tour.

 

[Demilich]

'bout as cultured as that pig NAD fucked one time