I have finally found the perfect name!

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Trent, I'll give you $10 if you legally change your name to Trixxi Trash.

One day. I seriously would if a music career actually kicks off and I don't have to worry about applying for jobs to survive with the name Trixxi Trash haha!

 

[The Amazer]

Whoa! $41!

Rokkin'!

 

[Sydo]

I think the cost depends on which State you live in.

 

[TinMan666]

I remember once ages ago I was drinking at the social club of the place I used to work... anyway this chick there was telling me how her b/f had changed his name, legally.

I can't remember the exact name, but it was something like Sarno somethingorother. I asked why the fuck he would change it to that, and apparently it was his internet screenname, and seeing as he had more friends online than in real life anyway, he just changed his name to the thing that most people knew him by.

I'm not sure what the moral of this story is. Maybe that that guy was a real g33k.

 

[Spiff]

In that case I'm going to change my name to That Creepy Bloke on the Bus With The Double Chin and the Curly Brown Hair. I'm sure that's who I am to most people.

 

[TinMan666]

hahah i think i told her I was gonna change mine to "oh mighty lord of battle" or something.

i was going through a bit of a manowar phase at the time.

 

[Spruce Goose]

Tinman, you should change your name to match your avatar! haha

 

[Southy]

I once knew a stoner that changed his name to Spazza Chopalotski

Basically we all called him Spazza and he did alot of choppping as the name suggests, so stoned one day, fuck me if the idiot didn't up and change his name

 

[TinMan666]

crikey!

 

[Winmar]

I know a guy called Lance Manuel, so of course people used to call him Manual Lancer.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Lance, you need to call your first solo album 'Weapon Of Choice'.

 

[Southy]

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Weapon of Choice is good haha!

 

[The Amazer]

What is it I have in my hands boys and girls?

Why yes, it's an application to change ones name.

The dawning of a new age is upon us...

(just gotta wait til I get my birth certificate and I'm SET!)

 

[Shannow]

I used to know a guy "Basil Pazpinis".

Apparently he too changed his name...he thought Bassilius sounded silly, and chaged it to Basil.

 

[The Amazer]

I went to school with a Ben Down.

And before we found out, we used to give his older brother Drew Down shit. "Did you draw up? No! I DREW DOWN!" but Ben Down just took the cake.

 

[Lord Tim]

*shakes head*

That's so silly it's awesome! Crazy kid!

 

[Shannow]

There's a family, surname "Dick" (fairly common in this area).

Kids are Sean and Ophelia.

 

[Lord Tim]

Are you for real about that?

Ophelia Dick?

If so, some parents are fucking idiots!

 

[Priest of Evil]

Weapon of Choice is a winner behind that name!