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dead_fetus said:
OK i was hoping it wouldn't come down to this, but you've proclaimed your ignorance so loudly to everybody that reads your lackluster posts, I feel I have no choice but to put you in your place, if for nothing else than saving my friends of this board from possibly believing something you might say.

If you HONESTLY believe that that anything Devin Townsend (or SYL for that matter) writes is just 'noise' then, I feel very sorry for you, because you're obviously tone deaf (on top of being a fucking moron).

Devin's music consists of nothing but melody, harmony, and beat, and everything else you might claim to be what it's not. Gene Hoglan should consider himself lucky that he gets to play with someone like Devin.

I've been a metal radio DJ for 6+ years, I've been in metal bands for just as long so I feel I have enough credentials to decipher what's 'noise' and what's not. I can guarantee you that everything I've heard from Devin Townsend (Devin Townsend Band in particular) simply excels far above and beyond anything else that anyone has ever done in the past 10 years. Opeth? Yeah, they're good, but they are a little to extreme for everyone's taste. Dream Theater? Equally as good, but too 'tech' to keep everyone's attention.

Devin Townsend's music is the perfect blend of musicianship, catchiness, and technicality. He can write something for ANYONE, and if you seriously consider that to be nothing more than 'noise' then you obviously don't know how to listen to music.

Or maybe you just listen to what all your friends tell you is good, and 'cool.'

From a levelheaded perspective, I ask you to honestly take a listen to Devin's music. Analyze it, critique it, take a break, then listen again. If it never appeals to you, then maybe you shouldn't be listening to metal, because Devin Townsend represents everything metal should be in 2005 and beyond.

The end.
devin is so trying to be a sold out bitch but he is too ugly to be on mtv.and yeah opeth and Dt are too good for assholes like u,i think u r one of those people who made limp shit,and linkin park huge!.by the way i'll never forget the day when i saw dev's band openning for symphony x ,people were totally fucking bored,and when the asshole saw people are not interested for his shitty music he started to curse everyone including symphony x.even his attitude sux as much as his music .
 
control-denied777 said:
devin is so trying to be a sold out bitch but he is too ugly to be on mtv.and yeah opeth and Dt are too good for assholes like u,i think u r one of those people who made limp shit,and linkin park huge!.by the way i'll never forget the day when i saw dev's band openning for symphony x ,people were totally fucking bored,and when the asshole saw people are not interested for his shitty music he started to curse everyone including symphony x.even his attitude sux as much as his music .
you know, i'm not an SYL fan, but you're fucking retarded.
 
Devy_Metal said:
When I saw him open for SYM X the crowd loved him. :)

Devin looks EXACTLY like my uncle , the first time I saw him i was kinda creeped out. Gene Hoglan was a beast and beat the shit outta his drums mercilessly. He was amazing.
 
control-denied777 said:
devin is so trying to be a sold out bitch but he is too ugly to be on mtv.and yeah opeth and Dt are too good for assholes like u,i think u r one of those people who made limp shit,and linkin park huge!.by the way i'll never forget the day when i saw dev's band openning for symphony x ,people were totally fucking bored,and when the asshole saw people are not interested for his shitty music he started to curse everyone including symphony x.even his attitude sux as much as his music .

Wow, did I strike a nerve? Maybe you should pack your bags and get off the internet if you can't handle the heat.

And for the record, Devin IS on MTV.