i have to like, sit down with my boss today and 'talk'

[minxnim]

thanks for the offers of help dudes.
maybe you could be in my AIDS WALK entourage.

 

[xfer]

AIDS WALK BOSTON!

 

[minxnim]

sorry. it's on the day after my birthday. so my friends and family are coming out here to do AIDS WALK NY dude. i am trying to raise $1,000!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

guys, i just met with my boss early. it went so well i went into the bathroom and almost threw up FROM RELIEF. i'm serious. you have no idea., she basically said i can take as much time off as i want and she'll put it in writing that i won't get fired, replaced, laid off, or lose pay.
today is a day that will one day be celebrated by the psychologically fucked.

hey that's really really good news! I would have a bakery send you a macrobiotic cake to celebrate if I knew how to go about doing that. as it is I'll just post a picture of an immature kangaroo. LOOKIT THOSE FEET!

 

[minxnim]

holy shit. that joey's got crazy foot. TOTALLY.

and thanks josh. sayin. you know how this goes, it's like, ummmm am i gonna get fired for being sick?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

seriously. it is such a relief to find out that your boss really is behind you and values your presence.

 

[chupe666]

seriously. it is such a relief to find out that your boss really is behind you and values your presence.

yup. sounds like it's a load off your shoulders prepz, so that's good.

 

[minxnim]

my boss was actually shocked that i was nervous and she got all bent and taerful and was like 'if they fire you i'll be your fucking lawyer!' so i'm in like flynn. now i can eat my lunch without half-barfing.

 

[FuSoYa]

nothing is more frustrating than seeing these ridiculous smallpotato office shootings that are like ONE DEAD FOUR INJURED.

A little late, but I totally second this.

 

[xfer]

also, i totally mock palestinian suicide bombers who blow themselves up and "lightly wound" two jews.

 

[minxnim]

yea there has to be some sort of like, shunning about that in the afterlife.

like 'way to scratch that jew, dude...'

 

[azal]

that's why it's better to just run around stabbing jews.

 

[xfer]

during college, my phone number was 782-ALEX, which was cool but in many ways kind of shitty, because 1. it took me about ten months to remember what numbers ALEX stood for, so whenever I had to fill out forms I had to draw a little number pad and count it out and 2. because when I gave my number to people they gave me sketchy looks, as if I were trying to be this supersmooth guy who had requested his name as his number. number 2 got even worse when I realised the number was also RUB-ALEX and told people that. and it got even worse when I figured out the number was also STAB-JEW and told people that.

 

[azal]

AMAZING

now I'm gonna spend all night trying to figure out awesome pneumonic devices for my phone numbers.

 

[xfer]

try www.phonespell.org, or a permutation of that.

 

[azal]

nothing cool

 

[xfer]

sucks, as a kid my phone number was ass-full of 0s and 1s. nothing good possible there either.

 

[xfer]

btw:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/03/30/israel.blast/index.html

SCRATCHED JEWS!