i heard my roommate having sex yesterday

[rachmiel]

i heard her moans of pleasure.
i decided this was the perfect time to practice the euphonium

 

[deadair]

oh, the days of having roommates... i miss ye not.

 

[chupe666]

so did you at least try and mimic her moans through euphonium timbre? (sort of like a dog trying to mimic human speech)

 

[rachmiel]

she's awesome, i just thought practicing would be cooler and funnier then just blasting necrophagist or something. plus im getting better on the horn!

 

[FuSoYa]

Afterward you went downstairs for a drink and noticed her lacerations of delight.

 

[chupe666]

yeah, dry wall != sound-proof

 

[deadair]

she's awesome, i just thought practicing would be cooler and funnier then just blasting necrophagist or something. plus im getting better on the horn!

...well, with all that practice time...

 

[xfer]

they should totally replace romantically seranading violins with romantically serenading euphonia.

 

[Novembers Paul]

Hott

 

[Heliologue]

i would have snuck in their room and passed gas loudly.





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well, not really. but it'd be funny...

 

[kleo706]

This reminds me of the last weekend my brother lived here. We were talking one day and the cats ran so we had the following exchange:
Me: You should stop making that noise. It scared them.
Him: Speaking of noise . . . about last night. I am trying to think of how to put this gently. . .
M: Ah. My bed again? (note that you can hear when someone sits on my bed from other floors in the house.)
H: No. It was more the whipping.
M: Ah. She rather liked it.
H: Yeah I'm happy for you dude. I mean all the more power to you. But it woke me up.
M: ahahahahaha

 

[Novembers Paul]

i would have snuck in their room and passed gas loudly.





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well, not really. but it'd be funny...

Now THAT would rule!!

 

[S4R]

I would have barged in loudly, smacked her in the face, and then just stood there in silence staring at the wall.

 

[azal]

I would have just jacked off to it.

 

[chupe666]

if that was edited, i want to know what azal's first reply was.

 

[deadair]

no you don't... none of us do.

 

[Steve]

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