I heard some horrible news yesterday....

[ThraxDude]

I hope you're sitting down.........

The MILF of Mordor is moving.
She'll still be in this state, but she won't be shopping at my store anymore.
*sobs* I..... don't.....wanna....t-t-t-talk about it anymore...

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Awww...

Group hug for Thraude!

 

[ThraxDude]

*sniffs-- clears throat*
Thanks....she was... an inspiration... *sniffs*... I wish you guys...could've met her...
*thinks about the MILF of Mordor* :hotjump:

 

[mentalmeltdown]

MILF of Mordor? what the... ?

 

[ThraxDude]

MILF of Mordor? what the... ?

I described her in another thread.
She is the hottest chick in the land. We (my co-workers and I) refer to this lady as the one MILF. Like, "Dude, you missed it, the ONE MILF was in the store."
Everyone knew who she was, the one MILF. So I started referring to her as "The MILF of mordor, one MILF to rule them all."
She is like a 13 on a 1-10 scale.
And she'll be gone soon...

 

[mentalmeltdown]

Damn... sorry!

 

[DarbysDad]

Grab her and tell her you love her. She'll be impressed like we are with you. don't forget you're the man, you're so bad, you should be in detention!!!

If not start drinking heavily and drink, fuck or fight.

 

[MichiMikey]

Get a photo of her, as a going away thing, and post it for us...

 

[ThraxDude]

Get a photo of her, as a going away thing, and post it for us...

I wish.