One day like six years ago, home from college for the summer, I checked my computer's cache and found all these images from gay porn sites. "Holy shit!" I thought. "Either my brother or my dad...IS GAY!!!!"
Finally I worked up the courage and ventured, "Hey, Toby, do you know anything about the gay porn in my cache...?" Toby responded by pulling up the old maudlin of the Well webpage, which included band-member photos...Byron snarling underwater, Toby looking ethereal..."I had to find that." The name GREG flashed onto the screen, below a giant, throbbing cock.
"Oh. OK. Cool."