i just ate so much indian food it may potentially kill me

My officemate is right this second eating Indian food out of a silver bag, and she showed me how all the ingredients are listed by percentages...nice...potatoes 30%, tomatoes 20%...capsicum 2%?!?! Methinks they screwed up a little, as my officemate is not currently a flaming puddle.
 
Originally posted by the_preppy
if my head explodes or my stomach does, someone call freddy's dad and tell him to take care of him.

we will not allow this to happen.

if it does, i am coming down there with a needle and thread and sewing the busted cavity back to a serviceable condition. collecting the liquefied masalas and taking it right back to the food vendor and getting you a refund, too.
 
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those indians. I had two best friends for indians. They scarf down peppers like sugar, drinking hot sauce like cool aid. and I love the way one of my friend's parents one night insisted I use my hands only. nothing like sitting at a table swishing and swirling wet food with one's hands and all in all CHILLIN. good times.