i just ate two king sized candy bars.

You take issue with my thoughts on my current situation? i.e. In a new place, don't know anyone yet, and quite bored, as compared to being with someone I very much like spending time with, in a place that I grew up?
 
ahhhh, that makes sense then :p , no need to be sorry, just misunderstood.. as for my grammar... there is a whole lot to make fun of.. haha
 
how what? how did i use duct tape? or how did i get sand in my feet?

well, the duct tape seems self explanatory... and the sand... well it was up to my ankles at one point.