I just got back from a condom party :)

[Captain Beard]

Have you been brutally raped?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I'm going the permanent route when I have the cashes and vasectomizing. No condom necessary anymore unless its a random whore I don't know well.

Grodey!
I must make sure the Neposchlan name stays strong like the seas!

 

[Captain Beard]

I seriously shouldn't have kids. I'm too self centered and impatient. I'm more likely to drug them into a coma than raise them, and stuff a washrag in their mouths when they scream.

 

[Altitudes]

You might change your mind one day. "Measure twice, cut once" , more like "Reconsider having a vasectomy, only takes one cut"

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm not one known for changing my mind when I set it this way. Until you see my handling of children and day to day affairs over an extended period in person, don't assume to know how my mind works in respect to everything.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

More people should get vasectomies anyway. The last thing the human race needs is more humans.

 

[flying_whale]

More people should get vasectomies anyway. The last thing the human race needs is more humans.

word

 

[perniciosa]

Most of the kids are way too loud and just the thought of having one causes discomfort inside of me. But I also kinda believe that all children are good and it's the parents who are morons...
I still want to leave myself free options. But I'd probably make a psycho-nazi mom, so it's probably not good for me to have kids... I don't know.

 

[Captain Beard]

I have a niece to deal with if I want to play with a child... she's one of many reasons I say "Fuck that."

Little monster never stops...

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I say come to Slovenia on 1st December and get them

awww, I miss those condoms parties on the 1st...
They throw them from roof tops in Tel Aviv... millions
of them...... I liked collecting them
in different colors... haha.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I have a niece to deal with if I want to play with a child... she's one of many reasons I say "Fuck that."

Little monster never stops...

when your sister got knocked up with that one, didnt she say it was a miracle from god or something?

 

[Captain Beard]

In a manner of speaking. She forgets she was on antibiotics that negated her birth control, was WARNED they would do that, and her faggot boyfriend wouldn't wear a condom. Yet, in her mind, sky-daddy said "Have a child, and don't abort it."

She never watches it, btw. My parents do. The damned kid is a literal monster and hard to control. Apparently its because she's smart and defiant like I was... maybe when she stops being a little retard I'll slap her around with some science books.

 

[Chromatose]

slap her around with some science books.

awesome

 

[Captain Beard]

Well I'll answer SOME of her questions, but if she keeps asking why I'll introduce her to books that explain it so she can leave me alone.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

In a manner of speaking. She forgets she was on antibiotics that negated her birth control, was WARNED they would do that, and her faggot boyfriend wouldn't wear a condom. Yet, in her mind, sky-daddy said "Have a child, and don't abort it."

sounds like those antibiotics also should've negated her life.

 

[Captain Beard]

Odin forbid she'd die in some horrific way and spare anyone more misery. She was one of those born to punish the world, methinks.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i just think it's funny that science always tries to find way to HELP people reproduce. you'd think scientists would see how bad of an idea it is when it happens naturally...

 

[Captain Beard]

I think they try their best to stay neutral, so for every conception enhancement that goes out, they design a pregnancy termination method. But every now and then, you still run into some jerk that thinks his wife's vagina is a clown car and tries to start a football team.

 

[Lord Foul]

We have vastly more ability to prevent pregnancy in healthy people than we do to induce pregnancy in people with reproductive issues.

 

[Liverslapper]

condom party? wtf.