I just killed a fly who sat on my monitor and it stuck to the glass.

Erik

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I am posting this with a dead fly carcass stuck somewhere on the bottom of this input box I am writing in. I will probably remove it after clicking submit. I hate flies.
 
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Yeah but they eat poop so they at least have a function. I'd rather see mosquitos eradicated, I don't know what purpose they serve. Probably some annoying bird whose song sounds of nu-metal eats them or something.
 
Errrm, excuse me. Poop gets flushed down the toilet. So maybe in your HORRID nad country they serve a purpose, but over here THEY DON'T!

The only reason I don't slaughter spiders is because they slaughter flies. Little spiders look kinda cool strutting their stuff. Flies are just gay.
 
Flies and mosquitoes are disgusting and my most hated insects, but they serve as spider/frog/ladybug food.

Those old flies are so gross with their buzzing noises. Once a classmate of mine killed a fly and put it on his tongue... *shivers* We're having/had aphid problems here, but with the cold weather, all the little creatures will die. :D
 
I love spiders. I kill black widows though (my latest victim was a nasty cunt in my storage unit yesterday), since they are quite poisonous. That and the brown recluse are the only dangerous spiders out here (that I'm aware of). I've never seen a brown recluse and I hope I never do.

Hmm, according to this the brown recluse doesn't really exist in California. Good!
 
Spiders are extremely misunderstood, the only other poisonous spider I know of is the fiddle spider, which causes disifugrement. I feel sorry for spiders, they get bad rep. Such beautiful creatures, except for Black Widows, which proves that the bitchiness of a woman transcends all species.
 
I hate black widows but then again I love them because they are so badass. If you've never seen one in person you've never truly seen the color black. They are DARK as fuck, and that evil red hourglass underbelly section...

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This doesn't come close to showing how black they are.
HarmonyDies.... said:
except for Black Widows, which proves that the bitchiness of a woman transcends all species.
:lol:
 
i don't mind a fly if i can swat at it enough for it to leave me alone. in texas though, no matter how hard you try, you can't get a 2 inch long waterbug to stop deliberately flying at your head unless you get lucky and squash it when it lands on the wall. oh...those things are mischevious
 
I must admit I'm a big fucking girl when it comes to spiders (and most other insects for that matter). They scare the crap out of me. How anyone can call them beautiful I don't know, they are the ugliest fuckers around.

Wow, Three Amigos! is on, I used to love that film when I was a kid.
 
I'm with Doom there. Spiders just look WRONG. The small ones are ok just they're just small, but the big fuckers are bad. They just look so....ewwwwwwwwww!!!
 
HarmonyDies.... said:
How could you not think that's cute. It's practically saying "Love me"
That is cute. We have this giant spider outside our house (about as big as my thumb). I named him Galileo and swear I'll have a temper tantrum if anyone hurts him...

I hope they hiberate or Gally will die with the upcoming winter. :(
 
Erik said:
Silverfish eh? I don't LIKE them, but they're pretty harmless and not annoying nor really disgusting, so I kind of leave them to doing their thing when I see them also.

hehe yes, and they look really funny for some reason when they slither across the floor, i almost felt bad for squashing one