I just realized...

[Kushantaiidan]

In the shower this morning, I just realized that I AM JESUS CHRIST.

 

[Analog_Kid]

Well, I'm glad SOMEONE on this board finally took responsibility for that one!

 

[Jayde]

::bows down to jesus:: I have seen the truth and the light. I am a believer now.

Okay, I said it. Can I go to heaven now?

 

[Analog_Kid]

So tell me, J.C., do you think you'll ever be able to play the piano again?

 

[Klaha]

k

 

[Sullen Jester]

Jesus you whore!
You owe me and Satan $300 from that bet about whether or not God would encourage his great followers to kill and rape! And he did!

So cough it up!

 

[Analog_Kid]

Another question for the allmighty:

Is it true that, ever since the "cross" incident, you have a phobia of hardware stores?

 

[BillowOfZeal]

Will you please turn my water into wine?

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Do this: Put your inner wrist up to your mouth and start biting.



Jesus biting his nails.

 

[blakmetalemp]

Originally posted by Analog_Kid
Another question for the allmighty:

Is it true that, ever since the "cross" incident, you have a phobia of hardware stores?

haha, kinda gives you a new spin on how it feels to hit your thumb with a hammer!

 

[Kushantaiidan]

 

[Klaha]

HI ASLz>????

CAN you Plz tunr my sand into as hose box????

kthxbye LOLOLOLOL ROFFEL

 

[Kushantaiidan]

2037/male/a jar of urine

 

[Belial]

Ha, so you've realized your true identity, my son, well I have realized that I am God: The Almighty. The Alpha, and the Omega.

How did I realize that I am God? Well, one day I was praying and I suddenly noticed that I was talking to myself.

 

[Klaha]

 

[Jannet]

I just realized I was one of the 12 disciples!! Who's with me on the other 11? I'm, ummmm, John!!! (I'm the keeper of the keys of the gates of heaven nyananana)

 

[Analog_Kid]

Originally posted by Jannet
I just realized I was one of the 12 disciples!! Who's with me on the other 11? I'm, ummmm, John!!! (I'm the keeper of the keys of the gates of heaven nyananana)

For some reason, I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm Paul.

No, wait! The WALRUS was Paul!

Um, let me get back to you on this one.

 

[Kushantaiidan]

Originally posted by Analog_Kid


For some reason, I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm Paul.

No, wait! The WALRUS was Paul!

Um, let me get back to you on this one.

I am the eggman