Third, don't book the Best Western Granada Suites because even if you have a reservation there, and even if it was made 9 months in advance, and even though you booked it on your credit card, and even though you had guaranteed late arrival, they still might give your room away, especially if you got a discounted rate through AAA or something. Bastards. Yes, I'm still bitter.
ME TOO! Fuck that shitty hotel.