I just won $250!!!

Claws of Perdition said:
i love your avatar doomy, Adam West is a classic. "Who's stealing my water! show yourself!!"

Congrats man on the winnings.
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:kickass:

Doctor: Mayor West, you have Lymphoma.
Mayor: Oh My.
Doctor: Probably from rolling around in that Toxic waste. What in God's name were you trying to prove?
Mayor: I was trying to gain super powers.
Doctor: Well that's just silly.
Mayor: Silly yes ... Idiotic ... yes.!


Trisha Takinawa: Here comes Mayor Adam West himself. Mr. West, do you have any words for our viewers?
Mayor Adam West: Box, toaster, aluminum, maple syrup... no I take that one back. I'm gonna hold onto that one.


Adam West: I love this job more than I love taffy ... and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy. <mmm mm mmmm mmm mmm MMM mmmmm>


Mayor West: MY GOD! Someone's stealing my water!
Meg: But it just went down the drain.
Mayor West: They hit when you least expect it.
(Waters plant.)
Mayor West: SHOW YOURSELVES, COWARDS! I've spent $1,000 dollars of the tax payers money trying to find these thieves and I'll spend $1,000,000 if that's what it takes!
Meg: You know, I think I have my story.
Mayor West: NO! WAIT! You can't print that! Thank God she's just a figment of my imagination.


Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?


We gather today to remember those brave Quahog men that were lost at sea. The bible declares, an eye for an eye, so let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean (stabs ocean). You won't be hurting anyone anymore!



:lol:

The avatar is inspired from the latest FG episode which has Mayor West at his BEST!!
 
Crimson Velvet said:
Haha, fine, but at least have the decency of buying proper MAN stuff, then! Beer and hookers!
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Whisky isn't manly? :guh:

I agree with beer and hookers of course, but those don't have as much chest and back hair as a nice dram of whisky. :kickass:

EDIT: And ear hair.
 
Booze is seriously a waste. You can't "listen" to booze. Just buy a 6 pack of new castle, an enchilada dinner plate from the local "La Estrella", and a nice haul. :)
 
Foot hair, on the bottom.
Doomcifer said:
Yeah, and the MANLIEST whiskey has to be BOURBON.

But the best bourbons aren't that expesnive or have the character of a fine single malt. Nothing compares.
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YES.
 
That's because you haven't sampled a finely crafted microbrew. :loco:

I just bought a 6er of Full Sail IPA, never had that from them before. :kickass:
 
Oh yeah, definitely. Getting shitfucked on expensive booze is a waste of money though, once you get a decent buzz going it's best to switch to cheap shit or just stop. When I drink my 'spensive whoopsie I only have a dram or two at most.

Oh yeah, and what have you tried then? :kickass:

Oh yeah, oh yeah.
 
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