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[Lanterns]

my most recent pukage was a couple weekends ago, stoned and drunk at the same time, off of a fifth story apartment balcony. it was fun to see it fly, then SPLAT!!










some came out my nose too

I once hurled out of a hotel room window while drunk as fuck.

 

[DeathSlut]

this one time before school, my friends were having a contest to throw up first, both were doing that, you know throw up sound, and my one friend threw up, it smelt like apple juice, it was hilarious

omg i remember walking to school and seeing you guys standing there, and then i see your friend puke all over the place and you laughing and jumping around. lol it's been so long i had almost forgotten about that.

one time when i was like 5, i had to stay home because i was sick, and i was sitting in my moms lap because she was trying to console me, and then all of a sudden uke: all over her new robe. good times, good times.