i keep feeling like i want to escape out the bathroom window

[goatschool]

except there are no enemies..?

what in sam hell?

 

[goatschool]

that wasn't a falsetood comment, either. it was a valid... hmm... would it be colloquialism?

 

[goatschool]

but let me say this: my bathroom window is pretty damn small, but i know for a fact that i can fit through it. like a weasel.

 

[xfer]

the bait is laid!

 

[goatschool]

that's right, show your muzzle

 

[minxnim]

you could fit! then shimmy down a tree branch. and run to....

a place in the woods where there's no sound.

 

[goatschool]

there is a tree right near the roof outside my bathroom window.

the plan sounds tight but once i was in the woods, then what?

i'd like to find a way out of my skull.

 

[minxnim]

there's always a chisel.
but the plan is to just stay very quiet until you disappear. completely. and turn into a siamese deer.

 

[goatschool]

that is a plan that works for me.

or, i wouldn't mind life as a creeper vine.

 

[stoatschool]

 

[minxnim]

if that squirrel were siamese it'd be better.

 

[goatschool]

i'll join stoatschool.

 

[xfer]

oh man the vermin are taking over this board!

 

[minxnim]

freddy's like 'what do i care if they're taking over. I'M FIXED'.

 

[croatschool]

This board has been verminous for quite some time, my friend.

 

[Yasser Arafat]

I never thought I'd agree with a Croat.

 

[xfer]

why is freddy fixed--he's not likely to encounter and impregnate other rabbits, right? is it because it makes rabbits calmer and less likely to pee everywhere and stuff?

 

[minxnim]

because he has playmates and stuff. and also, because he humped everything in sight.

 

[xfer]

whoa...do you take freddy on playdates with other rabbits?

 

[minxnim]

well, not playdates. it's like, i try to adopt other rabbits so i have to take fred to the house and introduce him to them (no luck finding a friend tho)