i like this roommate notes thing on the onion this week

[minxnim]

the 14% one is the funniest

 

[xfer]

j/k!

 

[minxnim]

do you, though?

 

[xfer]

hahah i totally knew you would post that in response!

 

[minxnim]

j/k!

 

[xfer]

 

[minxnim]

bastard!

 

[minxnim]

baby head is saying: DO YOU, THOUGH?

 

[xfer]

the baby head who is COVERED UP by the hat and really pissed off is saying "!!!"

 

[minxnim]

yea i was thinking it's getting hat stuck in it's half-baby head mouth

 

[xfer]

it probably thinks when the nice doctors remove it, they will gently attach it to a waiting headless body so it can begin its normal life.

it does not realize that they will be gently placing it in a plastic bag, and the plastic bag into an incinerator.

 

[minxnim]

alex you're totally freaking me out! does the face share a brain with the other face entirely? or are there two separate brains? or partial? OR WHAT?

 

[minxnim]

omg for the mouth to move it must have at least one branch of the 3 trigeminal nerves and i wonder if it has vocal cords or if it'd get a beard or something later. shit i can't handle it!

 

[xfer]

gag let's stop talking about the two-headed baby please?

 

[minxnim]

dude you posted it first. i'm totally squirming in my swivel chair over here.

 

[xfer]

you broached the two-headed baby subject this morning, not me!!

 

[minxnim]

i tried to keep it out of the public eye though =[

 

[xfer]

haven't you seen enough horror movies to know that hiding a beastly baby out of sight in the basement for its whole life just creates a murder-spree monster?

 

[minxnim]

NO! THANK GOD I HAVEN'T!

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