- Jun 4, 2008
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lost my job in europe. been living/working in this shithole called los angeles for some months now.
need help getting quality pussy.
no legal whorehouses like i'm used to. just shitty strip clubs with stupidly expensive and unfulfilling lapdances. (ok A FEW have hot-ish white bitches but i can't fuck them there). NOT EVEN CLOSE, DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH to the russians/czechs/frenchs/etc that are worthy of my penis though.
i tried backpage once but HOO BOY was that a fucking mistake. classic bait and switch; bitch (who of course looked hot on the website) turned out to be a fatass whose asshole stank. got naked but my dick was (fucking understandably) shriveled up in disgust so i walked out.
PLEASE HELP.
need help getting quality pussy.
no legal whorehouses like i'm used to. just shitty strip clubs with stupidly expensive and unfulfilling lapdances. (ok A FEW have hot-ish white bitches but i can't fuck them there). NOT EVEN CLOSE, DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH to the russians/czechs/frenchs/etc that are worthy of my penis though.
i tried backpage once but HOO BOY was that a fucking mistake. classic bait and switch; bitch (who of course looked hot on the website) turned out to be a fatass whose asshole stank. got naked but my dick was (fucking understandably) shriveled up in disgust so i walked out.
PLEASE HELP.