i live in america now, fml

Onder said:
On another note, are there any positives in moving to Amruca? I don't know, something specific to do in your free time that's a novelty for an European? I would probably go see a hockey game and eat a hot dog there just for the sake of it. You will probably have to find an alternative to sex if all American women are fat or ugly (I've suspected that tbh, no "hate speech" intended :lol:).

EDIT: Also, Augusto, how fucking specific is your position that you had to move so far? Is there no job for you on this continent?
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Um, our higher education is probably the best in the world. Also, we can say "Fuck Obama" and not get beheaded. Oh and craft beer. Lots of craft beer. Urquell is fucking amazing, but don't be a pussy and drink a Alesmith's Speedway Stout and watch the chest hair grow.
 
Master_Yoda77 said:
Um, our higher education is probably the best in the world. Also, we can say "Fuck Obama" and not get beheaded. Oh and craft beer. Lots of craft beer. Urquell is fucking amazing, but don't be a pussy and drink a Alesmith's Speedway Stout and watch the chest hair grow.
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:kickass:
 
crimsonfloyd said:
And Zeph I'm disappointed that you just let him throw around hate speech like that and don't suspend/ban him.
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I think the time you have spent teaching in the inner-city has given you unreasonably high expectations of political correctness. If aug walks into one of your classrooms, then there will be a problem. What he has to say on this forum, on the other hand, is of no consequence, and as an object of ridicule he actually serves a moralizing purpose.
 
Master_Yoda77 said:
Um, our higher education is probably the best in the world. Also, we can say "Fuck Obama" and not get beheaded. Oh and craft beer. Lots of craft beer. Urquell is fucking amazing, but don't be a pussy and drink a Alesmith's Speedway Stout and watch the chest hair grow.
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I'd definitely try some US beers.
 
Onder said:
It's just fascinating.
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Yes it is.

Also, Hockey is great live of course and usually house very attractive female fans. Hotdogs are terribly disgusting for you, and regionally there are some very attractive American women. I recommend masturbation!;)
 
-CyanideChrist- said:
Think what you will of augs adventures. He still makes for an entertaining poster. Moral cupcaking have no place when reading his threads.
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Nephilim96 said:
Just for the record, I agree. I also find him entertaining, and I don't care about getting him banned.
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you guys are cool
sevag00 said:
We missed you, man. Welcome back.
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thanks dude. are you getting much pussy? i think lebanese women are the most attractive of middle eastern types.
Onder said:
On another note, are there any positives in moving to Amruca? I don't know, something specific to do in your free time that's a novelty for an European? I would probably go see a hockey game and eat a hot dog there just for the sake of it. You will probably have to find an alternative to sex if all American women are fat or ugly (I've suspected that tbh, no "hate speech" intended :lol:).

EDIT: Also, Augusto, how fucking specific is your position that you had to move so far? Is there no job for you on this continent?
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uhhh stuff is relatively cheap... a lot of places to eat.. theme parks.. that's all i can think of.

my position was actually pretty generic and it was a contractual job so when it finished (it was renewed a couple times over a span of 5 years, the best of my life...not too bad) i had to go, having no more visa.

it's a temporary setback though, i WILL reclaim my former glory in due time.


meanwhile what the fuck am i supposed to do this weekend...
 
arg said:
uhhh stuff is relatively cheap... a lot of places to eat.. theme parks.. that's all i can think of.
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From what I know clothes are supposed to be cheaper there than in EU. But who knows. I think some "USA YEAH" brands still keep their pretentious "we're a luxurious western brand" although shit doesn't even matter anymore. I'm talking about shit that I don't personally take care about such as, Lacoste and Gant. Those are like twice as expensive as other brands for no reason here. Or Volcom. I suspect those are all normal clothes in US as I really don't see a reason for them to be so much more expensive nowadays. It's funny that people still buy that shit.

EDIT: Don't eat everything you see just because it's cheap!!! You'll go fat just like them!
 
muzmaze said:
and regionally there are some very attractive American women.
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i heard they're prettier in the middle and northern-middle, is that true?

Master_Yoda77 said:
Get drunk, eat chicken tenders, and masturbate to our awesome porn.
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it sucks that most groceries only have budweiser, miller, modelo and shit. i dont know many pubs with good beer. i go to this irish one downtown on figueroa sometimes

Onder said:
From what I know clothes are supposed to be cheaper there than in EU. But who knows. I think some "USA YEAH" brands still keep their pretentious "we're a luxurious western brand" although shit doesn't even matter anymore. I'm talking about shit that I don't personally take care about such as, Lacoste and Gant. Those are like twice as expensive as other brands for no reason here. Or Volcom. I suspect those are all normal clothes in US as I really don't see a reason for them to be so much more expensive nowadays. It's funny that people still buy that shit.

EDIT: Don't eat everything you see just because it's cheap!!! You'll go fat just like them!
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i don't care much for clothes. the fatness has already begun. without anything to fuck all i can do is eat and drink
 
arg said:
i heard they're prettier in the middle and northern-middle, is that true
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Well, they tend to grow differently in said regions. Something in the dairy and veggies. If you like plain beauties that may be built like linebackers...then gold.;)

I dont think you can go wrong with a natural athletic East or West coast girl.
 
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