I may save you somewhere between $3.50 and $5.00

[firewalkjen]

Remakes sucking should be as surprising as thin pink scars on an emo kid's wrists.

teehee

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I am reminded of the Resident Evil and Doom films. I haven't seen Doom, and that's because I learned my lesson with Resident Evil.
GAMES DO NOT MAKE GOOD MOVIES.

thought RE was bad, check out House of the Dead. You won't even believe what's happening. It's too hard.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

Periods, and commas go a long way brotha. I guess we will have to agree to disagree on this one.

if you can't understand that sentence, than I wouldn't be focusing on my mistakes

 

[Malergion]

Not as bad as my shameful sentence fragment in the review.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I'm not EVEN going to read this thread. I saw "remake of The Hitcher" and decided to say "FUCK THE REMAKE OF THE HITCHER". Movies that are fucking PERFECT to begin with shouldn't even be touched. Fuck the House on Haunted Hill remake. Fuck The Tingler remake. Fuck the Pet Semetary remake. Fuck the in-production The Fly remake. Fuck the SEQUAL TO THE REMAKE OF HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL..... and mostly... FUCK HOLLYWOOD!

 

[Malergion]

There was a Pet Sematary "remake?"

 

[Will Bozarth]

all but the House on Haunted Hill remake are in production at the current time.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

someones pissy...there remaking Pet cemetary? i'll see that anyway.


also tell if this is retarted, we want Steven King to speak at our school (he wen't there), but he doesn't want to because an old english teacher (who should be dead by now) said he would never ammount to anything...while retarted as that statement was it's no reason not to come speak considering that teachers long since retired.

 

[Malergion]

Just wondering how they're going to work emo into the movie.

 

[Malergion]

someones pissy...there remaking Pet cemetary? i'll see that anyway.


also tell if this is retarted, we want Steven King to speak at our school (he wen't there), but he doesn't want to because an old english teacher (who should be dead by now) said he would never ammount to anything...while retarted as that statement was it's no reason not to come speak considering that teachers long since retired.

That smells of unsubstantiated rumor.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

yeah I heard it today, im not sure if it's true but he deffinitly wasn't much liked at our school. one of the french teachers graduated with him and said he was deffinitly nerdy and outcast, which would be a better explanation of why he wouldn't want to do it.

 

[Malergion]

I say this because there are versions of this story with people such as Bill Gates. e.g. Bill Gates agrees to donate money to a school only if a professor who said he'd never amount to anything has his office in the "Gates Building" so that he has to see that reminder every day on his way to work.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

lol nice, it's odd here because theres was another rumor that he was willing to fund us a new high school as long as we put steven king high school, lol fine with the students (alot of them are stephen king fans) but our asshole of a super-intendent (SP?) wouldn't allow it, he seems to have got that idea from bill gates but it wouldn't have as much of an effect considdering the english teacher doesn't even work here anymore.


EDIT: apparently the english teachers name was Mr. Ghould, saw it in a interview.

 

[Malergion]

Yep. You're witnessing the birth (or mutation) of an urban legend. Be proud.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

it's actually entirely possible, but probally not.