i never thought it was possible to lose a tortoise...

[DeathSlut]

okay at least this is in the right forum this time.
but i mean, is it really possible to lose a tortoise...twice?? (notice the "again" after "lost tortoise"). seriously though, how fast could a tortoise get?

 

[AlexiFollower]

hehe, get back here(old lady chasing tortoise)

 

[Fenrir13]

Yeah, how DOES a tortoise run away? I mean they aren't the tiniest things; aren't they actually a fairly decent size, on top of it? I mean those tiny little turtles sure; but I am picturing someone losing this like 1 foot diamater thing that moves about as fast as I do after a bottle of vodka.

 

[AlexiFollower]

maybe it has wheels or something, like that one bugs bunny episode or another cartoon with the tortoise and the hair, the tortoise has like a car engine in his shell

 

[DeathSlut]

maybe it had rocket boosters like this very realistc dramatization:

 

[Fenrir13]

Or has little wheels instead of legs. Like, on his shell. Or he pops little wheels out of his shell. mmm, jagermeister.

 

[AlexiFollower]

maybe it had rocket boosters like this very realistc dramatization:

hehe looks like a waffle

 

[DeathSlut]

dont deny my artistic abilities!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fenrir13]

yes! tortoises with rocket boosters rule! I wanna use one of them in a game. Like in mario cart when you can use the little koopa trooper guy in his car, maybe he had a little car

 

[Missiles]

Hey, watch your backs. There's a very dangerous killer-tortoise out there, look carefully before you turn on any corner, and keep your Colt 45 always in your pocket.

I can feel it... AARRGH!! AAAAAARGHH!!! MY ARM!!! HEEELP!! HEEEEEELP! (blood on the screen) (silence)

 

[-Gavin-]

Maybe it was trying to reunite with Donatello, Leonardo and Raphael.



did it describe the turtle as wearing orange eyescarfs?

 

[Profanity]

Well, you learn something new everyday.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

maybe you had as much booze as fenrir but you're not THAT hardcore

 

[Heavenscent]

Damn...those owners really suck. A turtle that finds the opportunity twice to crawl off...Maybe he tried to drown himself in the toilet...

 

[DeathSlut]

I FOUND HIM!!!

apparently he wasn't trying to escape, but merely see the wonders of what lies outside that backyard he usually lives in...

way to go, little guy.... *salutes*

 

[-Gavin-]

Are you on drugs woman?

 

[Fenrir13]

Ok, dude...that pic rules. And i'm awake and sober now. Damn, I was all putting wheels on it in my head....

Wow, that tortoise ended up in Egypt. What a well traveled little guy!

 

[Missiles]

Best thread ever.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

I FOUND HIM!!!

apparently he wasn't trying to escape, but merely see the wonders of what lies outside that backyard he usually lives in...

way to go, little guy.... *salutes*

"For those who are about to make their owners feel like complete retards... we salute you!"

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

So a tortoise is a baby turtle or something?

Until I read this thread, I was sure it was either brazilian food, a bird, or a french city.