i never thought it was possible to lose a tortoise...

[Thanatopsis]

a tortoise is a land turtle...no matter the age

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Then why aren't they called "Teenage Mutant Hero Tortoises"?

 

[DeathSlut]

Then why aren't they called "Teenage Mutant Hero Tortoises"?

not quite as catchy, aye? i believe i may have more updates on our little friend later on tonight, i most certainly hope so... it just depends on how much time i have to kill.

 

[DeathSlut]

a new update from our little fella...

from egypt to outer space, those rocket packs are really something.

and NO!!! im not on drugs or drunk but im not really sure if it's a good thing that these pictures come out of my sober mind? ahh...it's a sad life.

 

[Yetti]

what the hell?