I present to you a lesson in how to make sure you cant play guitar for 2 weeks

Will Bozarth

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yay, workman's comp... stupid cheese slicer.

10 stitches total
 
ooh.......that looks like it hurts......you have my sympathies. something like that once happened to my eyebrow.........

anyway...there could be a brightside to this. you could make up a story as to how you got the injury. maybe you were walking home and were attacked by ninjas. you called your viking buddies and there was a battle. you might have gotten that from catching a ninja star with your bare hands. and of coarse the vikings would have defeated the ninjas............:Spin:
 
"Machines have no conscience"...
Dust off your poor duck.
 
Slicing cheese is a dangerous, yet rewarding business. It's almost like being in the Mafia. You got hit. Just sit it out for a couple weeks and get back to your punk rock shinnanigans.

If your injury is this serious, what happened to the cheese? I am almost afraid to know the answer to that one..
 
worker's comp rules... I'm also on it right now... have been for 6 weeks. Fucking table saw.
 
my work was like, "we have no proof that you hurt yourself on the job." and when i argued it, the WCB said that they can't give me any lost wages, just free medical. So i went to my job the next day and quit.

At least i have free medical for a month or two.