"DIMEBAG" DARREL DRUMMER FROM PANTERA
I USED TO HANG OUT WITH SOME GUYS THAT ALWAYS CARRIED AROUND SOME POLOROID PIX OF HIM SITTING ON A LIVING ROOM COUCH THAT I'VE HAD SEX ON
BUT "DIMEBAG" WAS JUST HIS "STAGE NAME"
AND HE SUCKED SO BAD AT BEING A DRUMMER THAT I SWEAR TO GOD THE VERY FIRST TIME I EVER HEARD THIS DARRELL GUY BEING REFFERED TO AS "DIMEBAG" WAS SOMEBODY TELLING ME
"DIMEBAG'S DEAD"
AND NOW THAT HE'S DEAD EVERYONE GOES ON AND ON ABOUT HOW HE WAS THE GREATEST DRUMMER EVER AND GOOD DRUMMERS START SOUNDING BAD IN AN IMITATION OF DIMEBAG