i prove i am metal by killing PUNKS

[xfer]

look what i got from my ex-girlfriend when she came to visit this weekend! i'm playing it right now at work!

frankly, the game kind of sucks so far.

 

[xfer]

but it emulates a putative war between UM.com and BCO pretty well.

 

[FalseTodd]

Ed Hunter is unbelievably awful.

 

[chupe666]

it may be awful, but it's probably the coolest thing that'll run on my computer at home.

(350mhz pentium 2, 256k ram, windows 98- i am THE suxor)

 

[Baliset]

its kind of awful but i love it. i always have fun playing it.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

greg I have to say man. The Rock in Rio DVD...not good.

 

[xfer]

yo so anyone want a copy of Ed Hunter?

 

[goatschool]

i keep staring at that axe. it took me a while to understand that it is... getting tossed at the player's face?

because for a while there i thought it might be some sort of "invisible" enemy or perhaps even an alternate fire option where you could smack with the handle.

 

[goatschool]

still, it went through the telephone pole, no matter what.

 

[xfer]

yeah dude, see that crouching punk? he ain't preparing to pogo. he threw that shit.

 

[Baliset]

josh i can't say i agree with you. its no live after death mind you but still i fucking love it.

 

[goatschool]

oh SNAP.

a major weapons shop right near a bar!

 

[xfer]

i started over when i got home.

here is the entire story for the game:

they don't even come out of the top windows here. things just run at you and you just spam click.

unlimited continues!

i rescue Eddie from the asylum and he goes TO HELL! i shoot the shit out of satan and his lackey robed men.

and you can totally see up their robes when they die:

i got really bored here and shut it off.

 

[deadair]

how long did you play it?


man, that looks straight out of the doom engine.

 

[Baliset]

the farthest i ever made it was to the level after hell where you come up out of the grave and have to kill zombies in a graveyard and i could never get past it.

 

[xfer]

see, the difference between this game and doom is 1. you can switch between different weapons and 2. you can MOVE in doom. in this, you are just moved to a new location, and then for 5 minutes enemies pop out of one of four or so preordained locations. lame.

 

[xfer]

i played for like 25 minutes before i started to doze off.

 

[Baliset]

i think the difference in our opinions is in the approach. you approach it as a video game expert. in that light the game is terrible because there is no controlled movment and basically you just shoot shit.

for me as a maiden fan i take infinite pleasure in going into a virtual album cover and shooting up guys near the ruskin arms or eventually going to the pyramid level from powerslave.

as a video game it is crap.

as a novelty item for a maiden fan it rules my world. i just wish i had a better computer to play it on.

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

i definitely would like a copy