i received a really tragic email from someone called jewel taylor

breaklose

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De : <jewelataylor@tiscali.it>
Envoyé : lundi 30 août 2004 10:17:57
À : jewelataylor@tiscali.it
Objet : Hope to hear from you soon

Dear Sir/Madam,

Please I have come to you not as a stranger but as a friend, and it is in
this mutual friendliness that I ask you for help. I have done this on what
appears to be sufficient reasons and yet I think there are some things in
regard to which I should let you know.

Before I go on, may I briefly introduce myself to you, I am Jewel Robert
Howard Taylor, the ex-wife of former president of Liberia, who was dethroned
from office some 10 months ago, precisely on the 10 of August 2003.

Due to my husbands rebel activities and my objection to that, I was marked
an ark enemy by his other wives and relations who do not want to see my
existence and that of my children. They took all all I acquired during my
reign as the presidents wife, and as a minister.

Right now, I am in a hideout on the run for my dear life and that of my
children, I was able to move with me my personal funds and some valuable
which I had kept in a vault with a security company, they are $20.5 Million
US Dollars, some Gold and Diamond stones.

What I ask of you is to aid me in relocating this fund to a safe place where
I can relocate and live a better live with my children

What you may hear of my husband should you decide to verify may not be of
a good report but he has learnt his lesson the hard way and what I do now
I do for the sake of my two daughters and son whom I pray to God in order
not for them to suffer for the sins of their Father.

I am prepared and willing to consider your price for aiding me in this matter
and will welcome your conditions to the best of my abilities, also I will
provide you with a phone line in which I can be reached as it is not possible
for me to make long distance calls from my place of confinement except I
do it a few blocks away if the necessary need arises.

Please do not take this mail as whole lot of joke; your positive decision
towards this proposal will go a long way in saving some endangered lives.

View this site to see a picture of me:
<http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2963086.stm>
I look forward to your prompt response
Yours truly,
Jewel Taylor.

i didnt know they still send emails like that, youd think by now everyone understood.
 
There was this chick in the paper here the other week. She wanted to warn everyone against buying winning lotto numbers from this clairvoyant, she'd been tricked into buying them for a 1000 Euros or thereabouts. It even had her pic.
 
insidethefall said:
I remember recieving this email years ago. I wonder how many feeble minds have actually fallen for it?
yeh i got it too, and the idea of the game is to screw your bank account for as much as you have in it :erk:
 
i remember getting some big story about weird goings on and a conspiracy theory but it was just spam advertising for a book that was being published.....


....naturally soft arse here took it as the truth and began to preach it to everyone....
infact i think i even made a thread on anathema..not too sure about that one though and i cant really be faffed looking...
 
A lawyer once emailed me asking me to help him settle a case regarding his client who died in a car crash and has no relatives were he lives, but his client came from the country I live in, and his last name was the same as my first name, so the lawyer wanted to arrange giving me the heritae which was like 3 million $ in cash if I agree to share..bleh :loco: