i rode an elephant on saturday

[FuSoYa]

After I bought the ticket though I felt really really guilty. The people running the exhibit were mean, trashy, and imbecilic, and this poor elephant just had to walk in a big circle all day long carrying huge fat people and their screaming kids.

Anyway since I already had the tickets we decided to ride the elephant anyway and try to convince it to go on a killing rampage (with us on its back). So we hopped on the elphant and were telling it to rear up and run through the crowds, KILLING SPREE! we yelled, KILLING SPREE!

There was a little blond 5 year old girl on the elephant with us, with no supervision except for Mia and myself. She kept pretty quiet.

 

[xfer]

i'm surmising she was a chubby white-trash girl and thus was not the smallest person on the elephant.

 

[FuSoYa]

actually she wasn't chubby (strangely). She just sat quietly alone all the way at the back of the elephant, while up front we leaned over and whispered/shouted into the elephant's ear.

 

[S4R]

better to be the elephant than the elephant poop-smith.

 

[azal]

if my StrugglingStandUp account wasn't frozen this would be a perfect time for a bad "sex with fat chicks" joke.



curse UM to hell.