i saw 23 minutes of cable tv this weekend

[TheNewChupe]

why the hell is Tang considered number 2 of the 5 greatest food fads to come out of the 60s? *


* Note: This should not have been a poll because I do not wish to hear lame excuses of why Tang is a thoroughly important trend in popular eating.

 

[mindspell]

Because there are still dumbasses buying Tang and Kool-Aid nowadays?

 

[Absolut Jim Varney]

oh man top 5 on food network is the worst show EVER!
of course, that's why I watch it when I get the chance.

 

[FrostGiant]

I can handle you ripping on tang, but leave Kool-Aid alone.

 

[mindspell]

Bobby Rivers is the worst host you can get, he always screams, he is overly excited about everything, and he makes the most inane jokes.

It is great!

 

[xfer]

is bobby rivers that dorkiest-black-guy-ever dude?

i saw him guesting on CNN for a bit about holiday foods and he looked like a teenage trekkie on the cusp of getting a faceful of seven of nine's life preservers.

 

[steak-knife]

tang is so chemical, it tastes like cancer.

 

[lizard]

on the cusp of getting a faceful of seven of nine's life preservers.

I know a few people who would be giddy at the prospect.

 

[Space Ghost]

Because there are still dumbasses buying Tang and Kool-Aid nowadays?

Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa man, whoa. Like Mr. Frost said, go ahead and rip on Tang. But you better watch your mouth when you talk about Kool-Aid like that.

Terrorist! Why don't you go kill a baby and rape a kitten while you're at it!

 

[mindspell]

Tang == Sugar in water with gross flavoring == Kool Aid

One goal, one fight: getting America fatter and devoid of tastebuds

 

[Space Ghost]

Exactly. Dissin' Kool-Aid is UNAMERICAN. Next you're gonna be talkin' ish about ma's apple pie and saying that soccer is supposed to be called football. UN. AMERICAN.

I will concede on one point, though... There's a few Kool-Aid flavors (Berry Blue is an extreme offender) that are way too sweet, even if you don't put extra sugar... But that's besides the point, which is that you're UNAMERICAN.

 

[mindspell]

In the actual sense of the word, I am an American. What's next? Dissing McDonald's is Unamerican? Why are american staples devoid of criticism? Gimme that corndog!

 

[avi]

Canadia ain't in America you dumbass frenchie! love it or leave it!

 

[mindspell]

Canada is in America as much as Mexico Paraguay and Chile, we are part of the great continent that is America, North America in our case. As a result we are Americans as well. You should be called Americans the same way we do and citizens of your country be called United-Statesian or some other form. Calling you Americans is inaccurate.

 

[avi]

lies! all lies! moderators - delete this fallacy!

 

[Space Ghost]

Paraguay? Chile? Ok, now you're just making things up. You're crazy, man.

 

[minxnim]

i remember having tang once at a friend's and i thought it was some kind of medicine. gross.

 

[mindspell]

http://www.worldatlas.com

 

[FuSoYa]

mindspell, is pretending to not get jokes your form of meta-humor? I dont think we ever came to a conclusion on that the last time it came up.

 

[mindspell]

http://www.youmightbe.com/pages/anal-ret.html