I sneezed

I can't stand little 'chee' sneezes. I purposely make my sneezes as loud as possible. I want people to hear it and go, "jesus christ, are you okay?"
 
Lordlucid said:
I sneezed and it was great.

Lucky you!
A sneeze that will not come...That feeling burrrrns!
My grandma used to say then:
Look into the light, it'll help.. and when i sneezed, she saluted:
Thàt must have been the truth!
She never said god bless ya.
If a sneeze would be the way to get some blessings from god, then sniffing pepper would be for a good purpose.


Try keeping your eyes open when you sneeze.
it's a reflex that's too hard to control!
uhm, make sure you don't get your eyes go * PLOP* :grin:
 
I like to play out the "Are you dying?" angle when sneezing.
Because rather than obnoxiously being told to cover my mouth, they get my germs all over them when checking to see if I'm okay.
 
NinjaKitten said:
Did everyone know a sneeze is the closest feeling to an orgasm other than an orgasm itself? Its true.
its 1/10 of an orgasm!!!

BlackwaterNymph said:
I sneeze upwards of 40 times a day. Damn allergies. I had a 17 in a row session today, was pretty cool.
so you had 4 orgasms in one day! congrats!